Typical female bullshit ...

I'm sure you've heard the regular "I don't hang with chicks" spill ..

But seriously, I don't know how to do the "pal" thing when it comes to chicks, and large numbers of them ..
I'm already in the process of completely deading a friendship that I've had for about 7 years with a chick from my years at Hampton ...
I'd let a lot of things slide when it came to her, because we were friends ...and I don't even know how we maintained friendship this long ...
Sure, we've got similarities, but she and I ....it's too much shit that I'm getting too old to be bothered with now ..
She was one of those types who always had to be the center of attention, called to talk about herself, never asked how people were, and always has to know everything or be in control ...
Me? I could give a fuck, but I've never been selfish enough to try and center everything around myself, especially if we're friends.

I've ALWAYS been there ....dropped what I've done to tend to her, given advice, wasted so much time ...
And she can't even return the favor.

So, I'm washing my hands of it all.

I've done my part.  I've broken my back. 
Damn that.

But, back to why I can't handle female friends ...
I don't have anything in common with most chicks ...other than shopping and being cute ...
Conversation? I don't want it.
Y'all make shit so hard and so extra.  I don't need it.

I just need to understand how to keep female friends ...or make them.

Christ.